Here are some written
testimonials from people who were just too damn lazy to send in a
picture. Bastards! (the good pictures are below) Anyway, you can read what people
really think about Chef Angry Mike and his line of products.
Both sauces are amazing, yummy, fabulous! Arrived super
fast. Thanks!:) Nikki From Melbourne, FL
This
Marinara was CRAZY good! Lorrie from Lebanon, TN
Just
fantastic! It took my breath away! And his sauce is good too! P.S. from Queens,
NY
OMG! He is the Zen Master of
Puttanesca. This is one niche product that lives up to the hype. D.D.Y. from Champaign, IL
He stole my
recipe's and then claimed they were his. He is an arrogant borish
excuse for a man. I regret ever having him. Helga,
Chef Angry Mike's Mother from Brooklyn, NY
I like his meat sauce. It warms you up!. My friend
Boris is hoping comrade Mike will make vodka sauce. S.D.
formerly from Akademgorodok, Russia, now residing in Champaign, IL
Excellent ! Worth the shipping and the 3 days wait ! Gerry from Houston, TX
This sauce is just unbelievably good. There are not enough
words to describe how good my meal just was. It created the best
"comfort food" kind of meal for my family. I will buy this sauce again
and again. LOVED IT!!! Lorrie (Again!) from Lebanon, TN
I ate the Puttanesca and liked it. Don't call him or try
to get customer service though because you will get berated and abused.
Still, I will probably order more because I have no friends to eat with
and he sells it in small portion jars which is nice when you are alone. N.V. from Croatia
YOU ARE THE BEST!!!! I JUST HAD TO
TASTE IT COLD AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! HERE'S A 1ST....I CAN'T WAIT TO
COOK DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT...I WILL FEEL LIKE I AM BACK HOME!!! Karen
from Houton, TX
The marinara is my favorite. I like to have
it over penne pasta with a bottle of Pinot, with the Screeching Weasels
punk band blaring out of my iPod docking station. His sauce rocks. J.Y. from Greenwich Villiage, NY
It's
pretty good. My son who hates everything even ate it. J.K. from New York, NY
The
best meat sauce I've ever had, including my own! Debbie from Arlington, TX
Brian Cook from Tallahasse Florida getting angry at the cheap competitors products with all their added sugar and guar gum. What is heck is guar gum anyway? You're correct Brian, they suck.
Yes Brian, it's ok to vomit in public at the sight of such disgusting pasta sauces. We commend you on your good taste in food and also in clothing style. You look great in your Chef Angry Mike T-Shirt. We're all proud of you.
My Sauce is a hit in Japan ! Isn't it amazing that they can make Italian food look like Japanese food? Wow! That's cool! ChefAngryMike is an international sensation!
My happy Japanese customers! They threw a "Pasta Party", drank some wine and enjoyed ChefAngryMike....I wish I was there! That's Hot ! ! ! Thanks for the picture ladies. Bonzai !!!
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This interesting entry was sent
to us by Kelly Young from New York City.
Kelly asked for a
autographed picture of Chef Angry Mike and now proudly displays it on
her toilet. She tells us that she likes to look at it while showering.
O.K.
Kelly, whatever floats your boat is fine by us! Enjoy your picture, but
remember that Chef Angry Mike is not water-proof.
Chef Angry Mike is always watching!
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Always "All Natural", with no preservatives added. The only offensive thing you'll ever find in our sauce is a heaping portion of bad attitude.
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