You and your asinine questions! What? Have you never used the internet before?
To stem the tide of idiotic queries, we have listed a few that might actually help you, provided that your literary proficiency has risen above the 5th grade level.
Is this for real, or is it all one big tomato based joke? Yes, this is for real, despite my wish that I will wake up while a hot nurse whispers in my ear that I've been in a coma...
How do I pay? I can accept credit card payments through PayPal, even if you do not have a Paypal account. Just follow the directions and try not to screw up.
Is my information secure and confidential? Yes, Paypal is secure, and I do not supply your personal information to anyone. The truth is, I don't even want it myself, but if you're purchasing something from me, I have no choice but to be stuck with you and your silly personal information.
Are the products all natural? Yes. I only use the best ingredients. All natural rocks !!! I only support all natural products. (with the exception of Pam Anderson's breasts, then I'm all about being fake and phoney. Yeah! Sillicon Rocks! Yay for fake!)
Are the products mass produced? No ! All products are "made to order". (They are worth the wait)
I have more questions. Can I contact you? You can try. See the "Contact Us" page for details.
Always "All Natural", with no preservatives added. The only offensive thing you'll ever find in our sauce is a heaping portion of bad attitude.
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