You're kidding me, right? Who wants to hear from you? (not us!)
Listen, we're really busy. Why don't you talk a walk in the park and bother people there?
Just eat the sauce. You know it's 10 times better than any culinary crap that you could prepare yourself, so just stop the nonsense right now. (resign yourself to the fact that we have your money, and you're not getting it back)
Thanks for your patronage. Chef Angry Mike & Mikey Teutul
PS: If you're really feeling lucky, you can try email me at the following address. (I'll check my inbox as soon as Haileys Comet returns, or the Jets make it to the Superbowl, whichever comes first) And another thing, if you insist on bothering us for autographs and free stuff, please be kind and put the word "free stuff" in the subject line so we can sort the true business orders from the fan requests. Thanks.
