FarQueue Products, LLC

The T-Shirts are here !

At long last you can finally profess your undying love for Mikey and Chef to all the world!

These are first quality, 100% cotton Haynes Beefy-T's with two of our favorite logo's and slogans. These shirts are thick and comfortable and will last you a long time. We stand behind their quality and offer them to you at a really fair price. We love our customers and take pride in bringing you high quality products at a reasonable and affordable cost.

Remember, FarQueue Products is a grass root movement company! The proceeds from the sale of these shirts will enable us to get our fine products into markets near you which means that we can come to your area and meet all you wonderful people while promoting our products. This is the only place where you get to interact with Mikey and his sidekick Chef. We are very proud of our free postcard and autograph policy and our numerous YouTube "thank you" videos.

We are nothing without you!

So, help FUND THE REVOLUTION and let us continue to give back to the community, our wonderful fans, and the free world. (as long as the free world is on the eastern seaboard....Chef gets airsick on planes...don't worry, the boys will travel any way they can and will eventually visit your area.)

THEY, the so-called "Experts", TOLD US "YOU CAN'T START A COMPANY LIKE THIS!"

Help us tell the "experts", "OH YES WE CAN !" (and we will! In your face, experts!)

Enjoy your shirt, and thank you for being part of the FarQueue Revolution!

SIZES: LARGE | XXL (2XL) | XXXL (3XL)
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Ok, we know that Chef sucks at modeling. We had to force him to even do this. Mikey will be modeling soon, so be patient.
This is our super cool all black "Join The Revolution" T-Shirt with our logo and the slogan of "The pasta sauce that you can't bring home to mother..."

How cool is that? You know you want one, you bad girl...

Only $13 plus $3.50 shipping ! (yes we are not kidding. order one now before we come to our senses and jack up the price)

Good Lord Chef is awful looking! Please order this shirt so we can take him off this page. Blach! What a sour-puss!

This is a red shirt with our world famous FarQueue Products logo and a cartoon picture of Mikey (hooray!) and Chef (boo!). Underneath the logo is our favorite slogan "Kicking the competitions ass, one tasty jar at a time!"

You gotta love that right? It's in your face, obnoxious and infantile marketing, right? Yeah, we're cool like that.

Order one now and Mikey promises to hit Chef in the face with a pie. Don't you want to see that on video? Quick, hit the Buy it Now button! I'm watching you!