What the heck is wrong with you? You should be ashamed of yourself for even being on this page. We know who you are, flaunting your disposable income, "Hey everyone, look at me! I make so much money I can shop online for stuff I'm too lazy to make myself..."
You make us sick. Your only redeeming quality is that you mustered enough intelligence to find such fine, hand-crafted, quality sauces such as these. We have worked long and hard to develop these sauces. They are by far, the best of the best. We laugh at the shoddy products that our competition tries to pass off as quality food. They are watery and thin, with an ingredient list that they should be ashamed of. We, on the other hand, use only 100% all natural products, with no chemicals or preservatives added. The only thing you'll find in our sauce are quality ingredients and a heaping portion of good old American attitude.
And another thing, when we say our sauces are "home-made", we mean they are home-made! Do you really think that all those other "home-made" products are actually made in someone's home? Are you insane? Our products are really made at someone's home, namely my home, by me, Chef Angry Mike. Hey, my kids have to eat this stuff, the ingrates, so you get to reap the benefits of my fatherly affections, even though I detest you. (Consider yourself lucky)
The Boys In The Kitchen (working for you!)
Our sauces will arrive to you within 3 - 5 business days of "production" and come vaccuum sealed in a quart glass jar. (we usually produce twice a week, so your wait might be longer if you order between cycles, but you are always assured of getting a freshly produced product)
IMPORTANT: We do not, I repeat, do not believe in keeping an active inventory, so all orders are made fresh. Is this a pain in the ass for us? Yes! Does it ensure that you will always receive a fresh, top quality product? Yes! Remember, we put our customers first, AND you always get a hand written note or autographed picture with every order. Do you get that personal service from other companies? We think not. So there.
Always "All Natural", with no preservatives added. The only offensive thing you'll ever find in our sauce is a heaping portion of bad attitude.
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